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After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride... Thank you Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map....

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After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride... Thank you Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map....

So How would you like yours to be?

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So How would you like yours to be?

Keep arms and legs inside the rollercoaster

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Keep arms and legs inside the rollercoaster

Share a Coke with...

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Share a Coke with...

I also made a spreadsheet about my wife's excuses not to have sex.

posted to funny by Sorthum | view 715 comments

I also made a spreadsheet about my wife's excuses not to have sex.

My physics professor shows this followed by, "this is how the universe works".

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My physics professor shows this followed by, "this is how the universe works".

Let's go for a walk, bitch

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Let's go for a walk, bitch

What did the virgin say after her first Blowjob?

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What did the virgin say after her first Blowjob?

Homeless man found my moms phone

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Homeless man found my moms phone

This is what happens when you piss off a barista.

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This is what happens when you piss off a barista.

My dad's high dollar security system

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My dad's high dollar security system

Maybe Jesus wasn't so nice.

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Maybe Jesus wasn't so nice.

Coordination

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Coordination

Best shotgun passenger ever!

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Best shotgun passenger ever!

Horseplay

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Horseplay

They brought my Grandpa a sippy cup after spilling his water on the table. He got sad.

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They brought my Grandpa a sippy cup after spilling his water on the table. He got sad.

Get ya suit game right

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Get ya suit game right

His shirt says it all!

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His shirt says it all!

One of the reasons I love Green Arrow.

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One of the reasons I love Green Arrow.

Oh God, make it stop.

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Oh God, make it stop.

AT AT day afternoon

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AT AT day afternoon

I also made a spreadsheet of my wife's sexual rejection.

posted to funny by EnderBoy | view 562 comments

I also made a spreadsheet of my wife's sexual rejection.

Found in a church Sunday school room

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Found in a church Sunday school room