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whenever i see my facebook friends discussing a court case

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whenever i see my facebook friends discussing a court case

Seriously, why do I keep hearing about them?

posted to AdviceAnimals by ExtraEvilJesus | view 15 comments

Seriously, why do I keep hearing about them?

Adulting is harder than expected at 35

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Adulting is harder than expected at 35

6 years of marriage. I love him, but last night, I loved a good night's sleep just a little more

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6 years of marriage. I love him, but last night, I loved a good night's sleep just a little more

Going to school away from family also eliminates those obligations.

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Going to school away from family also eliminates those obligations.

It's hard work being lazy

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It's hard work being lazy

As a male nurse every time an elderly female patient compliments me.

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As a male nurse every time an elderly female patient compliments me.

The hive mind is VERY real

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The hive mind is VERY real

I submitted about three weeks ago and I haven't heard anything back yet.

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I submitted about three weeks ago and I haven't heard anything back yet.

We did it to have an activity together to improve our relationship - little did I know...

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We did it to have an activity together to improve our relationship - little did I know...

sunblock for the inbred

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sunblock for the inbred

My wife was asking for the pumice stone when she brought out this gem...

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My wife was asking for the pumice stone when she brought out this gem...

Check the active ingredients in the Over The Counter medication you are buying before you waste $$$ on it

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Check the active ingredients in the Over The Counter medication you are buying before you waste $$$ on it

As a small business owner, a business review review can make or break us.

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As a small business owner, a business review review can make or break us.

I just feel this could be used broadly.

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I just feel this could be used broadly.

This guy is my spirit animal

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This guy is my spirit animal

Well shit

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Well shit

Fuck self-service checkouts, fuck grocery store cashiers, fuck my life.

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Fuck self-service checkouts, fuck grocery store cashiers, fuck my life.

"I need to make an appointment because I've got this weird rash in my buttcrack." "I'm sorry, we're just the answering service."

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"I need to make an appointment because I've got this weird rash in my buttcrack." "I'm sorry, we're just the answering service."

He's huge and uses the kitchen just about every hour.

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He's huge and uses the kitchen just about every hour.

I woulda hit it again too...

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I woulda hit it again too...

Doing Detective Work on Tinder

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It's the first day of spring, what's their excuse now

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It's the first day of spring, what's their excuse now

I told my mate that the new £1 coin was going to have 12 sides.

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I told my mate that the new £1 coin was going to have 12 sides.

On the third day of cabbage and Guinness ...

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On the third day of cabbage and Guinness ...

Reddit is going to hate me...

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Reddit is going to hate me...

My wife trying to tell me she had a cramp in her forearm after a few vodka and red bulls...

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My wife trying to tell me she had a cramp in her forearm after a few vodka and red bulls...

Meme market is up! Buy buy buy

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Meme market is up! Buy buy buy

I can't believe more people aren't mad about this.

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I can't believe more people aren't mad about this.

To the black Redditor who thought that Amy Schumer and Meghan Trainor were the same person.

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To the black Redditor who thought that Amy Schumer and Meghan Trainor were the same person.

96th percentile on my LSAT. My logic is unequaled.

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96th percentile on my LSAT. My logic is unequaled.